Mailbag...

Someone wanted to tickle my funny bone today.

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite >fighting unit called U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF) These North Carolina, South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This shit should be over in a week.